Uncle Shtunklucus - Paperback
Uncle Shtunklucus - Paperback
Description
by Sagamore (Author)
A cockatiel flies in through an open window and takes a shit on on some NPR nerd's desk. A street person speaks gibberish to her pocket-sized dog. A mentally disabled man creates a pop band with his brother. A midlife crisis leads to crimes against underwear. Several drunk people attempt to tell pointless stories, all at the same time. A stray cat shows up in somebody's front yard and takes a shit. What is going on?
Written by SAGAMORE, an alias of a budding author who does not want to be remembered for this pathetic attempt at a book once his "experimental" phase is over, Uncle Shtunklucus is the false novel he never wanted to write, but what the current situation is demanding and the audience is deserving. It is a "carrion call" for our times, if you will. Your life will never be the same, IF you can finish reading it.
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