The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World - Paperback
The Worst Elf Book in the Whole Entire World - Paperback
Description
by Joey Acker (Author)
WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World
Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right?
WRONG.
Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves.
He doesn't trust elves.
He doesn't even know why elves need their own book.
- There's glitter.
- There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all.
- There's a sleigh. On fire.
- And Santa? Missing.
And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it.
(He made one toy. It was a stick.)
Nameless just wants peace and quiet.
Maybe a nap by the fire.
But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page.
Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave-
a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh.
YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE
✔️ Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists
✔️ Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves
✔️ Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful "helping"
✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud
✔️ Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously
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