The Confident Man - Paperback
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The Confident Man - Paperback
$18.70
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by Black Patrick (Author)
Only one man could build an empire and amass a fortune selling water to dogs-The Confident Man. Top Dog.
Leave it to Black Patrick and his sidekick, Elmo, to turn a wholesome pet products manufacturer into a vehicle for civil disobedience, subversive political activity, and drug smuggling to dollar stores all over rural America. With a little help from the ghost of the Unabomber. Vending machine magnate Max and his used underwear-selling punk rock girlfriend, Pinkie, learn the hard way about personal assistant/toast connoisseur Carlito Bandito's side hustle keistering porcelain figurines, action figures, and live animals. Survivors. Follow this crew of survivors whose ability to withstand murder attempts in drug and alcohol rehabilitation facilities, suicide attempts, and disastrous visits to the Sizzler salad bar, remain amongst humankind's greatest achievements. Laissez les bons temps rouler.
Number of Pages: 314
Dimensions: 0.7 x 8 x 5.25 IN
Publication Date: March 10, 2024
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