The Best of Carnage House Year One - Paperback
Description
by Josh Darling (Editor), Jacque Day (Editor), Darling (Author)
Each full moon, you turn into a fossilized Viking turd -how does your spouse react?
What if John Wick met the Sawyer family? How much of a slob do you have to be for
the ghost haunting your studio apartment to stage an intervention? Speaking of ghosts,
did you know they can give you STDs? And, would you know a Pukwudgie when you
saw it?
considered these questions -and more. Cozy, we are not. The stories within feed from
the bottom, a menagerie of splatterpunk, extreme horror, gore, and smut, with some
laughs thrown in for good measure. If you're interested in the spaces where the dream
life meets the American nightmare story with more roaches than a Cheech and Chong
movie, check out this anthology. Carefully selected by the editors of the Carnage House e-zine, the stories in The Best of
Carnage House Year One will make you gag, faint, scream, and belly-laugh, hopefully
all at once.
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