Killing the Kardashians: A Satirical Novella of Modern Day Banality - Paperback
Killing the Kardashians: A Satirical Novella of Modern Day Banality - Paperback
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by Todd Houghton (Author)
When sociopathy meets stupidity Keeping Up with the Kardashians suddenly becomes Killing the Kardashians. The Stars of Killing the Kardashians: Eric Ryder: Host - Your Momentary Glamour Messiah aka the Self-Aware Narcissist Elizabeth Betan: Co-host - Mary Magdalene aka the Girl who Loves Shiny Things James Ford: Cameraman - Judas Iscariot aka the Predestined Betrayer The Satirical Guests of Killing the Kardashians: Kim Kardashian: The Filth aka the Queen of Selfies/Banality Kourtney Kardashian: The Slop aka the Monotone Mother Khloe Kardashian: The Pig aka the Bride Who's Never a Wife Lieutenant Waterman: The Lout aka Keanu Reeves Lover/Henry Rollins look-alike Ronda: The Girl with the Golden Fists aka the Only Person Eric Fears Kanye West: The Ghetto Pope aka the Unaware Narcissist/Eric's Evil Twin Iggy Pop: Michigan's Beloved Son aka the Creator of Everything Cool
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