Duck Billed Platitudes - Paperback
Description
by Jonathan Downes (Author)
The stuff in this book is not dated.
It is not annotated - and there has been no attempt to put it into any historical or socio-political context.
Why?
Precisely because the vast majority of this stuff is lightweight, hopefully easy to read, and hopefully entertaining. It is a mixture of editorials, some book reviews, and a few feature articles, which have been taken almost at random from stuff that I wrote between 2013 - 2016 in a magazine called Gonzo Weekly, of which I am the founding editor.
If I may quote, somewhat out of context, Mark Twain:
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE".
To which I shall only add that I hope that it affords you some little amusement.
Hail Eris.
Love and peace.
Jon Downes.
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