Cooking for Perverts and Schmucks by Bastards and Douchebags with Help from Prostitutes and Chronic Masturbators - Paperback

by Yuck Fou Too (Author)

Put your old recipes aside, because a new cookbook is in town! "Cooking for Perverts and Schmucks by Bastards and Douchebags with Help from Prostitutes and Chronic Masturbators" is that book. Remember those days when you stood up all night, thinking about what recipes you should try the next day? I know I have. Now, with "Cooking for Perverts and Schmucks by Bastards and Douchebags with Help from Prostitutes and Chronic Masturbators" I don't have that problem anymore, and neither should you. What is it about? I tell you what is it about. It is about some of the greatest recipes ever created. But wait, there's more! More, you ask? That's exactly right, Billy. Apart from great recipes that teach you how to cook wonderful steaks, juicy lamb shanks, healthy salads, soups full of flavor, fresh fish, morning omelets, and delicious pies, you can also learn how to make tasty ice cream, the best lemonades, and brew your own whisky at home. "Cooking for Perverts and Schmucks by Bastards and Douchebags with Help from Prostitutes and Chronic Masturbators" also contains 500 F-bombs, ready to blow your mind. With the great words of Drunken Master Chef Yuck Fou Too: "life is shorter than a pair of shorts, so don't wear long pants in the Summer." Don't waste anymore time, and order now! By ordering now, you get "Cooking for Perverts and Schmucks by Bastards and Douchebags with Help from Prostitutes and Chronic Masturbators" before it hits the fan.