Clause, Clown & Ferret - Paperback
Clause, Clown & Ferret - Paperback
Description
by Meghan Amy (Author)
A romantic comedy about a lawyer, a clown, and a ferret with a superiority complex.
Tessa Morgan follows rules. She's got spreadsheets, color-coded goals, and a five-year plan that does not include juggling pins or rodents in tiaras.
But when a rent-controlled NYC apartment comes with a bizarre lease clause-and an even weirder roommate-her perfectly scripted life faceplants into clown shoes.
Enter Theo West: circus dropout, professional balloon animal enthusiast, and proud human to a ferret named Beyoncé. He's chaos in cargo pants. She's ready to sue him for emotional damage.
Forced to live together for a year or lose the apartment, Tessa and Theo strike up an uneasy truce involving labeled shelves, roommate agreements, and zero glitter. (Spoiler: There's so much glitter.)
But the more they clash, the more the tension starts to feel... less murder-y. And more kiss-y.
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