{"product_id":"hoof-paperback","title":"Hoof - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCarrie Lacina\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis irreverent, thrilling dark comedy will have you laughing out loud and hoping for mercy, for murder, and probably for a Frisbee! But Sera doesn't know that as she stands in front of The B****'s house thinking of all the ways her best friend manipulated and abused her through the years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo many, many friends did the exact same things to her. What was \u003cem\u003ewrong \u003c\/em\u003ewith her? She'd always been a \u003cem\u003egood\u003c\/em\u003e friend. A \u003cem\u003enice \u003c\/em\u003efriend. In fact, she had been so nice that her \u003cem\u003efriends\u003c\/em\u003e chewed her up and spit her out. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot anymore. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Sera decides to become a serial killer, she is the first person to question her sanity. Being a serial killer isn't for everyone. She knows that. It's a lot of hard work. You have to select victims, find ways to kill them, wipe up your prints, and worst of all, you have to dispose of the bodies. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill, after being gaslit for years, it's the only way to reclaim her sanity. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's fine. She has a list. She has a Prius, and she has a bit of rope left over from the last time she moved. She's got this. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll she has to do is get in some quick practice, abduct a victim or two, and she'll be well on her way to achieving her ultimate goal of killing The B**** and everyone else who wronged her. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven when it's deadly, fulfilling her destiny of becoming a serial killer is bound to be fun-for you, for her it might be a little problematic. That doesn't matter though. Sera has to defeat The B****. She knows this. We all know this because, unfortunately, we\u003cem\u003e all\u003c\/em\u003e have a B****.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 356\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.79 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 29, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56558609367345,"sku":"9781962851008","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/9532\/7537\/files\/GAlt2144by9781962851008.webp?v=1790808672","url":"https:\/\/mitchellofficial.com\/products\/hoof-paperback","provider":"MITCHELL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}